Quiz: Is It Gaslighting, or Are You Wrong About This Too?
Gaslighting?? Did you say… “gaslighting?” What are you even talking about?? Go ahead and take this quiz to find out if it’s gaslighting (it’s not) or if you’re just wrong as usual.
This is going to be a waste of my time as much as it is yours, so let’s get on with it already:
Question one: Are your concerns being ignored?
A: No.
B: What concerns?
Question two: I think things are fine. I do so much for this relationship as is, so why are you trying to make it hard for me by pointing out that I’m not even treating you like a decent human being?
A: You’re right.
B. (Some other sort of whiny little answer ugh.)
Question three: What do you mean, I cheated on you? I did not do that.
A. I don’t even know what I mean.
B. I definitely believe you!
Question four: You’re saying these are condom wrappers I left in our room after fucking your roommate? No, they aren’t, you must have left them there. Why are there condom wrappers in our room? Are you cheating on me?
A. Good point.
B. Oh my god, am I?!
Question five: Okay, so…. maybe you have a point. How would you like this situation to be addressed?
A: [Whatever you say here will be ignored]
B. No, really, it’s fine! Don’t worry about it at all! Thank you for acting like you care for three seconds!
Question six: Are you a stupid bitch?
A: Yes
B: Yes
Question seven: I don’t see why it’s worth discussing your “problem” anymore, and I am ending this questionnaire.
A: OK :)
B: OK (Incorrect answer)
Results:
Mostly As: You are WRONG. And not just kind of wrong, like you are so, so, SOOO wrong. No one has ever been as wrong about a situation as you are, right now in this very minute, you little good-for-nothing slimeball.
To avoid this situation in the future, we advise that you figure out how to never have an issue with the way someone, especially a close friend or significant other, is treating you ever again.
Mostly Bs: Look, you’re not going to be able to find a better relationship, even if this is gaslighting. But also, you are wrong!
(Also, could you clean our room later? Since you, and definitely not me, are cheating here, I’m wondering if you can remove all the used condoms and stuff. Definitely not my bad at all. Clean up after yourself, messy! That’s so gross and disrespectful!)
