Breakfast Cereals Ranked By How Fucked Up It Is To Eat Them By The Handful In Bed

Stav
The Haven
Published in
1 min readSep 18, 2020

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By Stav

@your__crush__

Source: Trial and error (it’s my apartment, and I’ll eat dry cereal in bed if I want to!)

Fine: Honey Comb, Kix, Cookie Crisp

Okay: Cap’n Crunch, Corn Flakes, Cheerio style cereals such as Apple Jacks, Froot Loops, etc.

Weird but I would look the other way: Raisin Bran, Frosted Flakes

Fucked up: Rice Krispies/Fruity Pebbles, Frosted Mini Wheats

You’re going to hell: Honey Bunches of Oats, Cinnamon Toast Crunch, regular oatmeal

While we are at it, it’s also fucked up to eat Doritos or Cheetos in bed, but I don’t see what would be wrong with like regular potato chips

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